And then there is the critic
The analytic
The parasitic.
So often a sophistic
With a touch of the sadistic
And always egotistic.
Rarely, truly artistic
Never simplistic
Sometimes jingoistic.
Makes me feel fistic
As he destroys another tristich
Of which I had been optimistic.
So I seek an antiseptic
To that really awful sceptic
Who has given me a peptic.
He is so symbolistic
Ensures I'll never be commercialistic
But I could be cannibalistic! |