By John Aldred

Simon the agony aunt
Studies physics and quantum mechanics
With other cerebral dynamics
Writes computer programs to relax
Confusing to my parallax
Scrabbles around on the Net
Flirts with a listening soubrette
Repairs a duff bubble jet
Even expands his government grant
Now looking for brains to transplant
And make an agony uncle from aunt.

Copyright 1999 John Aldred